What planet are you from again?

Sometimes, you get really odd phone calls . . .

Now, I'm not particularly shy - so anyone with a little sense can find a contact number for the Caravan Channel, and ring it.

Fine so far.

I also don't have a big problem with people liking or not liking the shows we make. If you like them, that's really great. If you don't, that's fine, too - turn over, watch something that you do like.

But I do have a problem when people ring to say "Your show was rubbish . . " - no sensible criticism, no discussion, just to have a go. So when this geezer rung to do that, I hung.

What an idiot. If you don't like something, watch something else!